That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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