That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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