and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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