The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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