yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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