thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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