I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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