i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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