Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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