Got a toothbrush?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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