Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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