: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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