Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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