I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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