I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm getting married
To pizza
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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