Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
