Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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