i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
not ubering you a puppy
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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