Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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