the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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