it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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