We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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