I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish I only lived at night.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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