I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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