Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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