We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She announced her abortion via fbk
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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