I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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