Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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