Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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