Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just gift wrapped bread.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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