Who did Billy Mays play for?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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