Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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