How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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