Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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