Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just want nice things and good sex
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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