She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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