party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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