Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
