return my video game
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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