My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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