Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Couch. On fire.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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