i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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