This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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