whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
