Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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