I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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