we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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