Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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