Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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