whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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