I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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