is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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