Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And my parents said I crawled through the house
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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