We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
COCAINE IS GR8
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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