Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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