I'm really into asian looking animals
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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