I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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