Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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